Dream and Differ

Lyrics and music by Ian Shanks

The hookers, the drugs, the drinking,
his Womanizer's-Guide-to-live
who can it be that I am talking?
Charlie Sheen and no other

he is a god with tiger blood
who was tied down by the modern world
and monogamy was another anchor
from which sheen broke free like a glorious tiger

contemporary megalomania
narcissistic drinking, and bless his heart
which he won't be needing soon
for with all the booze he has could fill a lagoon

I'm talking about Charlie

This song might have gotten me
in a fight with the warlock named Sheen
he'll gun me down, send me straight to hell
for he reigns over all, earth sea and air

he's an F-18 and he will destroy you
in the air and ground and he's coming for you
I'm sorry man, but he's got magic.
but to be honest his poetry is quite tragic

and that's what Sheen said

just like Clark's power comes from the sun
Chairlie's strength derives from coke
we are all afraid from his fists of fire
and us earth-worms have grown really tired
of being defeated by his holly might
the holy motherfucking half men


The only thing he's addicted to is winning.
but we can all se that he is big into sinnin'
Newsflash: he's special, his horse is so tall
that it is impossible he'll survive the fall

I'm talking about Charlie
ladies

we are droopy-eyed, armless children
to the megalomaniac of Sheen
Adonis DNA can't be processed by our brain
he is quite like god, we just have to have faith


Every plan he has is a winner
the best in the room, he also has a big weiner
he is the all-american anti-everyman,
he's so special you will die

who can it be if not Charlie?

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special.
I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching,
I'm a total fricking rock star from Mars,
and people just can't figure me out"


and that's literally what Sheen Said

If you are family, he'll love you violently
I mean literally, not figuratively
he will hunt you down with a steak-knife
just like he did with his now ex-wife

I'm talking about Charlie!